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Bum Simulator Is a Real Thing

Stop the f**king press, move aside Pigeon Simulator, step out of the way Goats Of Duty and take a seat Wanking Simulator because the king of simulations might have just been discovered. Bum Simulator is headed our way November 2019, so someone please tell Rhys to get the milk ready for the boys, because it’s going to be a Bumfest…

Take on this big city from the bottom, where players can accept their fate as the ultimate street bum or say F**k that, go get a job and take revenge on the people that put you on the streets. Discover your inner bum powers, tame the city pigeons to help you fight, solve the mystery of sewer rat people and learn the secrets of Alcohol Alchemy. Either way, make sure you have fun doing it. Keep an eye out for when this dirty bird releases onto the streets near you.

Bum Simulator Is a Real Thing
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Written by Jimmy Lindsay

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